6 posts tagged “sex”

Are you a fan of PDA's? (Public Display of Affection) To an extent, hand holding is good, and lil kisses.. but not full on making out in Red Robin...

Have you ever been caught making out? Not by like, an authority figure or anything.

How many "bases" have you been to? Grand Slam baby

Have you had sex on the 1st date? LoL.. it doesnt even take a date sometimes...

How many different people have you had sex with? Enough

Have you ever had a three-some? LoL.. a few...

Do you kiss and tell? Of course I do

Lights on or off? Low.. or off... preferrably

Have you ever tried 69? Derrrrr

Do you have hair down there? LOL sometimes

What about your mate? Which One?

What's your favorite position? Diggity Dogg....

When did you lose your virginity? 17

Have you ever given road head? LOL amazingly no....

Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? EWWWWWWWW No

Did you ever have anal sex? Is it My Birthday or Yours?

Whats better pleasing,or being pleased? Pleasing

Are you a screamer, moaner,or silent? Depends how big it is....

Have you ever had sex at school? LoL No

Whats better a tongue,or a finger? Both!

Have you ever gotten the shocker? LOL Love it

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? hahahaha. oh boy.

Have you ever kissed you bestfriends boyfriend? No, I'm not a whore like that

Would u ever be a porn star? For suuuuuure

Do u think about sex all the time? Pretty Much yeah

Would you ever have a friend with benefits? I have a few....

How long was your last relationship? 4 1/2 years...

When was the last time you played with yourself? Friday Night

Would you wax off all your body hair for 100 dollars? Sure.. just not anything on my head...

Do you own any sex toys? A few!

Have you ever watched porn? all.the.time.

Are you single/taken/engaged/inbetween/swinger? Single

Have you ever done anything anything naughty with a webcam? LOL yeah... derrr

What is your fav part of a guy/girl? Butt...Penis..Eyes...

Had sex or been felt up? of course...

Have you ever stripped for someone? LOL.. not like a strip tease...

Do you know what the mile high club is? Yes, but I havent done it...

Ever done anything weird with your tongue? LoL.. things dont seem weird to me..

How many licks does it take too get too the center of a tootsie pop? 7

What was the kinkiest thing you ever did for someone? Birthday

Would you pose naked for art purposes? Sure....

Would you date someone out of your religion? I have none, so yeah...

What's the sexiest thing a guy/girl did too you? Be nice....

What do u do when your super bored? Watch Porn

Is Barbie really a slut? No, she's a prude

Who is hotter The Rock or Orlando Bloom? Orlando Bloom

What is sexier, six pack or biceps? Six Pack,.. with INDENTS

Do you ever go commando? Sure why not

Have you ever sent naked pics of you to a boyfriend/lover? LoL yeahh derrrr

Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape? LoL....yeah.. dunno whatever happened to it....

Things I've done today:

• Took Ellie to the park
• Gave her a bath!
• Got some angry sex
• Vacuumed out my truck
• Armor-all'd the truck
• Vacuumed the living room
• About to do the other one
• Hooked the washer & dryer back up, but apparently my roommate really DIDNt fix it, because it still doesn't spin, so now it's full of water, and won't drain. I'll need to go to chan's to do laundry. Since I have no idea where my roommate is or when he's coming home.

Josh's birthday is tonight so we've gotta go celebrate that, should be ton's of fun!

So I hung out with this guy last night, he was very boring, not interesting, there was no conversation and it the sex was just blah. He was about 2 years younger than me too, maybe that's the problem. I dunno.

I want someone who gives off that manly, protector vibe. Someone taller than me, stronger and bigger than me.  Someone who somehow already knows what I want and how I like things. I don't want to be a teacher. Just do it.

Someone that'll whoop anyone who comes near me if need be. I'm not that tall, only 5'5".. so finding a guy taller than that shouldn't be a problem, but it seems to be lately. Argh. Or I find someone who has like, 90% of the qualities I'm looking for, but that other 10% is the most important part...

I went home, and got KFC on the way there. Kinda lame night right? I thought so.

I had an awesome dream about Marc last night though. That he was out, and he was staying with some people, and I went over and hung out with him, actually I picked him up somewhere first and then we went to the house and hung out and did all that we do so well. It was so weird because the same thing happened in the dream that happened in real life many times, in that I would wake up and he wouldn't be next to me, but would have fallen asleep in another room probably messing with the computer or watching tv, and I went and woke him up, and he came back to bed. It was so nice, and felt so comforting, I wish I hadn't woken up from that dream. I wish it was reality.

Well I better go get some work done before Mr. Bossman gets back from lunch... and then it'll be my turn to eat I'm starving!

Oh yeah, and I'm wearing a skirt today! It's so nice out, even though I'm stuck inside, I've gotten a few compliments on it already. I think I may wear this outfit out tonight (=

And I can't sleep. Maybe it's cuz I took a nap this afternoon, but that was only for 2 hours.

I really haven't done anything else productive other than driving about a mile to pick up some free bunny food off of free cycle.

I was supposed to meet up with Chris, I waited an hour, and he never showed. So disappointed. He's always flaked out when it's come down to the nitty gritty.. I woulda been happy with just making out n whatever I thought that was the plan. Who knows.

So I came home, laid in bed with ellie, dawgfude and kisa and played tetris on my phone till my fingers cramped up and my eyes were crossed. . . and now I'm here.

I really like this song.
Dolla Dolla Bill Ya'll

Wyclef Jean featuring Akon, Lil Wayne, and Niia-Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)

but doesn't it remind you of this?

Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M

So during the last 4 minutes of the game last night, we decided to make a bet since we were rooting for opposite teams. . .

I was so sure I was going to win.. and my prize would have been angry sex....

But when It came down to those last 35 seconds and the Giants scored that touch down, I knew I had lost...

Either way though, I'm winning well we both are since we're getting sex out of it, with just a little more oomph this time hehehee.

And for some reason ever since I woke up I've had this song stuck in my head:

Ludacris - Whats your Fantasy