Life QotD: Toilet Seat, Anyone?

What one thing about your significant other drives you bananas?

Well I don't have a S.O. right now, so how bout I use my roommate instead.

• He hasn't been to work in over a month
• He hasn't fixed the washing machine for over 2 weeks
  (he's supposedly calling someone today to do it)
• He will get up in the morning, go all the way upstairs to the bathroom I use to get ready, and take his morning shit ... instead of walking 5 feet from his bedroom door to use that bathroom.
  
• He uses that spray crap in the bathroom to "cover up the smell" um yeah, that doesn't work, it just smells like ass & fake flowers, JUST TURN THE FAN ON.
  
• He lets my cats outside when it's dark or cold, Just because they want to go out, doesn't mean they can. They're like children, THEY are NOT the bosses.
  
• He sits on the computer 14 hours out of the day doing nothing to "get better/happy/undepressed" and then falls asleep in front of the computer.
  
• He hasn't cleaned out the garage since I moved in. I was supposed to be able to put my car in there. It's full of outside crap, and the old fridge and oven. (why he doesn't sell them to buy a new washer, I don't know)
• He's home every.single.day.lately.
  (he says he's going back to work this friday, for a whole day...woo.. must be fucking hard)
  

I think thats it for now.