>Ü< CareaBearaSara >Ü<’s Neighborhood

1. "In Yod we trust". LOL. Whatever.

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2. Next big tourist attraction? That would be mommy and her siblings making cookies. If you think they argue a lot in general, just wait until you see them arguing about cookie thickness, shortening vs lard, and whether it is ok to use blackcurrants to make a penis on a gingerbread man.

Cookies!

3. A holiday instead of Thanksgiving? I would never. Daddy LOVES Thanksgiving. It used to be the one day all year that Daddy got to eat white people food. But if I HAD to... I would say... another Daddy's birthday! (as a note, check out how crappy daddy's old cameraphone was!)

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4. Blackmail picture. This actually was already used by Daddy to try and get out of some chores. Mommy didn't give a shit so he just sent the pic anyway. This is a picture of Mommy cheating on me with christan's new cat Bella. Whatever MOM.

Oh yeah, right there!

5. A pun? mmmkay. How about this picture Daddy took yesterday? The pun is "I'm a dick with a dick on my truck". Wait, that's not a pun.  It's just an observation of the truth. Nevermind.

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1. Here is my sekrit agent picture. I am hiding under the bed waiting for the humans. When they enter I shall attack their feet and shove my ass in their face. Until then, this is my hideout.

2. 90 second kitchen fun... I picked some fresh wacky herb from the plant. Total prep time: 5 seconds.

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This cookie was awesome too. Total prep time: 0 seconds. Total theft time taking cookie away from daddy not paying attention: 10 seconds.

3. No tats, no piercings, no microchip, no thumb. Kiss my paw, idiot group host.

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4. Only where I live... will you find more corn products for me to poop on than corn products for consumption.

5. Here is my pig sculpture. I made it by eating daddy's leftover pastrami sammich. You have to look closely.