My name is Ebby, and I'm really a cat.
1. Here is my sekrit agent picture. I am hiding under the bed waiting for the humans. When they enter I shall attack their feet and shove my ass in their face. Until then, this is my hideout.
2. 90 second kitchen fun... I picked some fresh wacky herb from the plant. Total prep time: 5 seconds.
This cookie was awesome too. Total prep time: 0 seconds. Total theft time taking cookie away from daddy not paying attention: 10 seconds.
3. No tats, no piercings, no microchip, no thumb. Kiss my paw, idiot group host.
4. Only where I live... will you find more corn products for me to poop on than corn products for consumption.
5. Here is my pig sculpture. I made it by eating daddy's leftover pastrami sammich. You have to look closely.